Aquarium Fish Jokes

The water makes them rusty. Fish have not drank all the water yet.

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Aquarium fish jokes. Surgeon Sturgeon. Finland What did the pirate fish make the prisoner fish do. Shark Week - No Swimming.

Why are gold fish orange. Thank Cod youre here. You cant tuna piano.

It was a blow fish. Youll charge me of killing. Drop it a line Which country do fish like to go for a vacation.

-Johnny why is your hair so wet. I would make him walk the plankton. Little boy to mother.

Apr 23 2018 - Explore American Aquariums board Fish Jokes followed by 2322 people on Pinterest. Stop spreading those Fish-ious rumors. Welcome to the Think Fish jokes page we apologise for the poor quality of these jokes if you think you can do better Email us your best fishy jokes A fish swam into a wall and said Dam Why did the plaice go to the doctor.

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air. A man without a shoal is just like shoes without a shoal. - Because he was feeling a bit flat.

This is too tight. The sole keeps humanity alive in a human. But Daddy went swimming.

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Whats the lowest level piece on the sea. Any word with the sound reef in it can be used as a pun. Laughter comes in waves with these funny fish jokes.

PlacePlaiceYour plaice or mine. ScaleI think we should scaleback or these puns are off the scale. Cod this be any punnier.

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This blog has a future so much porpoise. That fish is so classy its like hes so-fish-ticated. Mommy can I go swimming.

This is too deep stop peeing fish. If you like your jokes a little drier weve got jokes from every corner of the animal kingdom. You look so shad.

Or pluck out a random joke from the Beano Joke Generator. What happened when the fish went on stage. We should Dolphin-itely scale back on the fish puns.

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air. In the shadow of the cat. The seas too rough theres a terrible rip tide and a dangerous offshore current and Ive heard this coast is infested with jellyfish and sharks.

You will become a sturgeon once you start making fish puns. A fish tank. What do you call a crayfish with a messy room.

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That scientist is Gill-iant. Check out our fish jokes selection for the very best in unique or custom handmade pieces from our mugs shops. He floundered while making fish puns at first.

The photo wasnt to scale. What is yellow and dangerous. Paci-fish-ts dont believe in the notion of man o war.

Who held the baby octopus to ransome. What do fish use for money. What a koi joke.

It was tetrared to death. Words starting with re can be turned into fish puns. Did you see how large the fish was.

2 fish are in a tank one says to the other one Ill drive you can shoot the guns What is the best way to communicate with a fish. Sent by - Beti from Poland. Animal Jokes - Fish Jokes.

How do the fish get to school. Its called the McKerel. What is the difference between a fish and a piano.

Im still small you wait until next days and ill grow bigger. Im a bit shell shocked. Jokes sent by readers.

Johnny responds-I was giving my fish a. What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings. - Johnny would you change the water in the aquarium.

Stop Carping on. Gone diving and fish hunting. The fish had a girlfriend but then he lobster.

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